In the tradition of Corporate America appropriating aspects of popular culture to make a quick buck, NotQuiteProfitable.com is proud to announce that it will soon become the first corporate sponsor for GamerApoc. As with any of our corporate sponsorships, our intent is to maximize our economic gain, completely corrupting the innocent organization, non-profit or, in this case, “multi-gaming community.” The end result will be that the sponsored group we leave behind will be a sobbing, defiled shadow of its former self.
But looking on the bright side for the moment, we have exciting marketing opportunities working together with GamerApoc. Currently under consideration is a joint sponsorship of a NASCAR racing team, and an America’s Cup challenge. This will happen should we ever win the lottery and have money to burn. We would really love to hobnob with the celebrities at some racing event AND write it all off on our taxes as a business expense. For this to happen, of course, we first need income on which to pay taxes, but negative thinking never got us anywhere.