We do not have our own planes but if we ever get one we will paint the tail in pretty colors like this

Mid-twentieth century entrepreneur and serial bank robber Willie Sutton allegedly said he robbed banks because “that’s where the money is.” It is based on that same irrefutable logic that NQP announces our new subsidiary – Not Quite An Airline.

Also known by the acronym NQAA (pronounced “Not Quite An Airline”), this new subsidiary will generate revenue exclusively from baggage fees. The focus on baggage fees to the exclusion of passengers places NQAA in the most profitable part of the aviation business and has already garnered the attention of the press (see NQN article “Airlines to Stop Flying Passengers by 2016”)

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