It’s not the end of NotQuiteProfitable.com. Don’t get your hopes up. If you have paid attention, you will have noticed by now that our corporation is focused on making a profit while consistently failing to do so. In fact, we…
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Work at Work Program
With the recent announcement by Yahoo that they will be eliminating the work-at-home option for their employees, the Human Resources office has been flooded by a request from one of our associates seeking a clarification of NotQuiteProfitable.com’s policies. First of…
NQP Begins Executive Search
We know what you are thinking. You are thinking that we lost an executive and now have to go in search for them. You would be wrong. After that last little accounting miscommunication, the federal government was kind enough to…
NQP Labs Exploring Solutions to US Office Productivity
“NQP Labs is a research and development organization devoted to the extension of human knowledge through the investigation of the fundamental structures of the universe. Our efforts to expand the boundaries of science include research into diverse fields such as…
Researchers Identify Side Effects of LOLCAT Pandemic
In the last two months, we have seen the impact of America narrowly missing a fall off the fiscal cliff in January of 2013, and just managing to avoid the Mayan doomsday on December 21, 2012. In the wake of…
Policy on Sports Metaphors
INTERNAL USE ONLY – NOT FOR DISTRIBUTION It has come to our attention that there is some confusion over the use of sports metaphors within the company. To resolve this issue, we drafted some of our best players from sales…
NotQuiteProfitable.com becomes Corporate Sponsor for GamerApoc
In the tradition of Corporate America appropriating aspects of popular culture to make a quick buck, NotQuiteProfitable.com is proud to announce that it will soon become the first corporate sponsor for GamerApoc. As with any of our corporate sponsorships, our…
The INTERNET – Your source for Cultural Entropy
It does not matter whether you think of the Internet as a series of tubes, a universal game library, or an always-on combination of People magazine, and Entertainment Tonight. No matter what conception you have of the Internet, the fact…
Narcissists of the world UNITE!
Demonstrate your allegiance to narcissists everywhere. Within limits. With our first t-shirt literally falling off the shelves, we decided that it is time to introduce the second item of apparel in our “make it anyway you can” line. In addition to finding…
Careers at NQP – What was once old is new again
Many corporations spend an inordinate amount of time and money in the simple process of finding, recruiting and hiring the “best” people for their open positions. Here at NotQuiteProfitable, we have seen what happens when you try that method and…